[Tommys_Hawaiian_Shirt]

Man: "I'm thinking of getting a sex change"
Woman:"I prefer conscious black men".

One of your dates:I like fun guys. Are you a fun guy?
Niko: (flatly) Nonstop.

Some lady I ran into: "f*ck you creep. I hate this city!"

This post has been edited by Tommys_Hawaiian_Shirt on Wednesday, Dec 19 2012, 05:31

[Free_Jonte]

Have anyone heard the girl in the restaurant near Niko's first apartment say "I dropped it in the kitchen." or the man at the burgershot, he always says "welcome to burgershot, motherf*cker" or what he now says, he always says something like that.

A ped also called me "noob" when I walked into him.

[Nudg3r]

''oops! i should stop doing that''

[KevinthePRF]

Niko during Escuela of the Streets, "When I was stalking this girl in Europe, I found out two car lengths works best."

[ccrogers15]

The diner next near Romans Cab company.
The waitress says: "Enjoy your meal... fatso"

[TheNando]

A cop: "I'm that bitch ass nigga *etc"

[SmoothFool]

Cops: Goddamit, I was almost on a break!

[Handsome Vulpine]

Whenever I land somewhere in an annilhalator, some bum nearby nearly always says "You see? Reptilian death ray, gotta be!"

In fact those bums always have something pretty crazy to say if you listen to 'em. lol.

[theNGclan]

"Your mother was right to hate you..."

[Dr. Robotnik]

I find most of what Pegorino says in his first and second missions hilarious, because of how constantly angry he is and half of the time he sounds like Joe Pesci. "WHO LET THIS PRICK DRIVE?"

I don't hear it often, but a guy in traffic sometimes yells, "BEEP BEEEEEEP!" And he imitates the pitch of a car horn perfectly.

When Francis says, "And the moon is made of cheese, and the streets is paved with gold!" It's how he says it; his voice is so nasal and high-pitched normally he actually sounds like an excited little kid, and like he's trying to specifically imitate Fievel from An American Tail.

[AdvanceTrak RSC]

I like Nikos sayings when your in a shootout