[Alex_Parker]

Catalina to CJ: "If you can't stand the heat, go put your tiny balls in the freezer!"

This post has been edited by Alex_Parker on Wednesday, May 1 2013, 10:48

[shifty66]

CJ: "They my duckets now!"

[FlyeThemoon]

Hope ya choke-a-doodle doo!

[WorldofCog]

LS cop while chasing me: "I'll take care of this, take care of my fish!"
"I need a donut before we start this!"
"You never smelled my underarms!"
"Trust me, I don't wanna live!"

Cowgirl ped in Red County fighting me: "THAT GUY IS TRYING TO TOUCH ME!" (how she says it)

Guy in turquoise shirt outside of Vank Hoff having a conversation with another ped: "Have you ever f*cked a cat up the ass?"

An SF cop chasing me: "Let's wrestle to submission!"
"Wrestle me, honey!"
"Drop the soap, honey!"

[DownDuckling]

"Weed, money? Same difference!" XD

[typicalgamer]

"Sh!t, I just bought another donut! Don't criminals have any consideration?"
-unnamed cop in "Small Town Bank"

"Right...ninja style...COME OUT YOU OLD BASTARD!!!"
"I ain't giving up the water, till you give up being a busta!"
-Ryder in "Home Invasion"

"Unlike you, I've never eaten from a trash can!"
-Big Smoke to Ryder in "Drive Thru"

"You dropped the soap sugar! I don't know nothing about any rhymes!"
"Jeffrey, you got the wrong idea man, that was just a prison thing! I've got plenty of muchachos outside, I don't need your scrawny a$$!"
-Freddy in "OG Loc"

"I admire you Carl, you're a leader, a visionary! Remember me when you get to the top!"
"People have to open their minds and their hearts CJ!"
-Big Smoke in "Nines and AK's"



This post has been edited by typicalgamer on Saturday, May 11 2013, 19:06