[Miamivicecity]

Typically each section has its own thread, but for some fun I thought I'd make a general one.

You know you've played too much GTA when...

-You go to the liquor store and ask for a 6 pack of piswasser.
-You get paranoid triads will beat you up walking through a Chinatown district.
-While pissed you yell out " YEEEEELLLOW CAR" to hail a taxi.
-Your entire shirt collection consists of Hawaiian shirts.
-Your goal in life is to take over Miami as a drug lord.
-You eagerly wait to record the next episode of America's Next Top Hooker.
-You go to the gym and expect to be buffed within 2 hours.
-While flying over a city you get flashbacks of the top down GTAs.
-You go to bet on a horse race and lose you just say "I'll just load at my safehouse and try again".


This post has been edited by Miamivicecity on Wednesday, Jul 18 2012, 13:11

[Niteye]

You look in your rear view mirror twice and you're surprised cars didn't (dis)appear while you weren't looking.

[universetwisters]

When you ask the paramedics for a hotdog after suffering a brutally violent car accident, in which you're missing all your fingers and your nose.

[Simon_V]

...u drive like a motherf*cker.
...u think, Roman is calling u.

[AlexGTAGamer]

- You get an overpowering desire to mount the pavement and/or drive in the opposite lane of traffic to get around a traffic jam.
- You see a bus/truck/other large vehicle and think about stealing it and ramming every other vehicle off of the road with it.
- You can't understand why the police are arresting you for a crime you committed last week after you went to bed, changed outfits and were well out of the invisible "search radius".
- You try and find the section of your phone entitled "cheats".
- You see a house for sale and are confused as to why there is no option to instantly by the property outfront.
- You go to work/to see a friend and fail to meet the appointment after you couldn't find the "mission start area".

[Hydro_PlayboyX]

you order sprunk instead sprite

mix up car names(Corvette - Coquette, etc.?)

[CJ killed Ryder]

When cops are chasing you looking for a Pay 'N' Spray trying to lose a 5 star wanted-level.

[MyDog]

When you think that going through three red lights with nitrous oxide turned on, before slamming into another car is a perfectly legal way to drive.

[Ferocious Banger]

When you sit on a GTA fansite all day!

[_GTAFREAK_]

LOL, funny thread with even funnier replies, I'll give it a go:

You know you've played too much GTA when...

- you're driving in real life and suddenly, you look down left and ask yourself: Where's that god damned radar anyway?!

- you know the whole San Andreas state better than your own city.

[NateShaw92]

- when you see a hobo and think "they have a hundred dollars"
- when you think just going home will get you off a triple homicide
- when you are strapped for cash and think that beating up grannies will help get you out of debt
- when you call a car by its gta name - e.g. a dodge viper a banshee
- when you think looking at a map will help you when you are lost

[Miamivicecity]

QUOTE (Ferocious Banger @ Tuesday, Jul 24 2012, 20:41)

When you sit on a GTA fansite all day!

Win.

Also...

You know you've played too much GTA when you accept the job to moderate the GTA V forum.

[BabeRuth]

Obey traffic laws, walk from Grove Street to Santa Marina Beach.