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Aussie Humour at its Finest Trying to sell a Car
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Ryder15  |
Posted: Wednesday, Jun 19 2013, 08:34
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http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/margaret-ri...-ad-/1007827310| QUOTE | 1991 SUBARU BRUMBY. FULL SERVICE HISTORY. 185,000km
Fabricated from rare minerals excavated from the core of Mount Olympus, artfully designed by Zeus and skillfully handcrafted in the Land of the Rising Sun by the deft hands of the infamous 7 Samurai. This Japanese rice-rocket is unquestionably the most heroic form of transport since the Apollo 11 lunar module.
Searching for a delightful automobile to ferry you to Angus and Robertson to buy Fifty Shades of Grey, or perhaps cart little Timmy to clarinet lessons? Do me a favour, smash your laptop on the ground, give yourself an uppercut and take a good, long look in the mirror. Frankly, I’m offended.
If, on the other hand, you’re hunting for the most diabolical slab of precious metal to be synthesised during the Big Bang, please continue…
To date, the most monumental day of your existence was your wedding, or the birth of your children. That’s about to change! In fact, you’d trade your spouse and all of your offspring just to test-drive this barbarian.
FACTS:
In 1885, this car transported the Statue of Liberty to New York City from Paris.
Cast as KITT in 1982’s Knight Rider TV series, but eventually deemed too intelligent for the role.
Manufactured in 1991, this Brumby was responsible for the Grunge movement. If Kurt Cobain owned one, Nirvana would still be thrashing out tunes.
I drove it to my last job interview and my employer handed me his résumé.
If you were to be run over by this beast, you’d have to fight off the strong urge to thank the driver.
When the cops pulled me over a few weeks ago, they were lucky to leave with a warning.
SPECIFICATIONS:
Bullbar forged from unicorn horns.
2 seats (thrones) upholstered with Albino Panda fur.
Stereo system used for sound engineering the U2 360 tour.
Built-in chick/dude magnet (it knows your preference).
Integrated time machine (takes you back to 1991 when you step inside)
Powered by nuclear fusion (makes Coles/Woolies fuel vouchers redundant)
Windscreen wiper jets filled with the tears of Jesus (washes away the most sinful grime)
No power steering (so you better start pumping iron to shred your biceps)
Analogue clock (ask your Grandfather how to read it).
PRICE:
$5,000 or 6.5kg of freshly minted Swiss gold bullion
Reasonable offers accepted.
(Example of a reasonable offer: $10,000 +)
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finn4life  |
Posted: Wednesday, Jun 19 2013, 10:06
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| QUOTE (lzw3 @ Wednesday, Jun 19 2013, 19:41) | | Holy f*cking f*ck that was our car, we sold it in like 2003. | How do you know it's your specific car? There are loads of Red Brumbies around.
Haha this advert has gone viral, 355 000 views haha.http://www.bunburymail.com.au/story/150271...s-internet-hit/
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lzw3  |
Posted: Wednesday, Jun 19 2013, 10:16
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| QUOTE (finn4life @ Wednesday, Jun 19 2013, 20:06) | | QUOTE (lzw3 @ Wednesday, Jun 19 2013, 19:41) | | Holy f*cking f*ck that was our car, we sold it in like 2003. |
How do you know it's your specific car? There are loads of Red Brumbies around.
Haha this advert has gone viral, 355 000 views haha.
http://www.bunburymail.com.au/story/150271...s-internet-hit/ | The license plate. We bought off a guy from Thredbo or something like that in NSW, it was our 5th or 6th Subaru that we owned at the time I think.
[EDIT] Coat.'s on the money. This post has been edited by lzw3 on Wednesday, Jun 19 2013, 10:16
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Coat.  |
Posted: Wednesday, Jun 19 2013, 10:17
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Эquation

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| QUOTE (lzw3 @ Wednesday, Jun 19 2013, 10:16) | | QUOTE (finn4life @ Wednesday, Jun 19 2013, 20:06) | | QUOTE (lzw3 @ Wednesday, Jun 19 2013, 19:41) | | Holy f*cking f*ck that was our car, we sold it in like 2003. |
How do you know it's your specific car? There are loads of Red Brumbies around.
Haha this advert has gone viral, 355 000 views haha.
http://www.bunburymail.com.au/story/150271...s-internet-hit/ |
The license plate. We bought off a guy from Thredbo or something like that in NSW, it was our 5th or 6th Subaru that we owned at the time I think.
[EDIT] Coat.'s on the money. | How does it feel to have a car you sat your backside in, become famous?
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finn4life  |
Posted: Wednesday, Jun 19 2013, 10:17
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| QUOTE (lzw3 @ Wednesday, Jun 19 2013, 21:16) | | QUOTE (finn4life @ Wednesday, Jun 19 2013, 20:06) | | QUOTE (lzw3 @ Wednesday, Jun 19 2013, 19:41) | | Holy f*cking f*ck that was our car, we sold it in like 2003. |
How do you know it's your specific car? There are loads of Red Brumbies around.
Haha this advert has gone viral, 355 000 views haha.
http://www.bunburymail.com.au/story/150271...s-internet-hit/ |
The license plate. We bought off a guy from Thredbo or something like that in NSW, it was our 5th or 6th Subaru that we owned at the time I think.
[EDIT] Coat.'s on the money. | Thredbo is the snow, perhaps you meant Bredbo? Haha that's a cool coincidence.
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lzw3  |
Posted: Wednesday, Jun 19 2013, 10:19
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We only had it for a year or two, and even then it was probably not exactly what we would drive around in the most out of the 6, you just have to look at it to tell why. 
Funny, I don't recall it having the bullbar at the front, it might have been added on or maybe my memory isn't serving me correctly.
@finn yeah i just meant somewhere in that vicinity, sort of near the mountains and sh*t in NSW, I don't remember exactly. Definitely a strange coinky-dinky.
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finn4life  |
Posted: Wednesday, Jun 19 2013, 10:22
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| QUOTE (lzw3 @ Wednesday, Jun 19 2013, 21:19) | We only had it for a year or two, and even then it was probably not exactly what we would drive around in the most out of the 6, you just have to look at it to tell why. 
Funny, I don't recall it having the bullbar at the front, it might have been added on or maybe my memory isn't serving me correctly.
@finn yeah i just meant somewhere in that vicinity, sort of near the mountains and sh*t in NSW, I don't remember exactly. Definitely a strange coinky-dinky. | If It was Bredbo (A town of 180, only like 120 in 03), it would be strange because I actually lived there haha, i'm a little curious now, perhaps you could ask your parents where they bought it from?
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lzw3  |
Posted: Wednesday, Jun 19 2013, 10:30
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I'll be sure to ask when she gets home.  Feck if they did that will be super creepy.
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