[mestizo]

QUOTE (NightTimePaul @ Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 02:59)

QUOTE (pyrhhus5 @ Friday, Jun 15 2012, 05:06) check out the urban warfare survival guide thread, lots of good tips in there (with less squabbling) What he said.

yea

Also:

[DarkKingBernard]

IMPORTANT: IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THE REAL NOOB OR HATED BY THE COMMUNITY, DO NOT DO ANY GLITCH SHOWN IN THE VIDEO! Tap shooting/bursting is fine.

This post has been edited by DarkKingBernard on Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 21:08

[SARDYNA108]

QUOTE (DarkKingBernard @ Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 16:37)

IMPORTANT: IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THE REAL NOOB OR HATED BY THE COMMUNITY, DO NOT DO ANY GLITCH SHOWN IN THE VIDEO! Tap shooting is fine.

IMPORTANT: IGNOR REAL NOOBS HATED BY THE COMMUNITY SUCH AS DarkKingBernard

This is very good video and shows many usefull tips

[DarkKingBernard]

Hated for hating noob glitchers is a reason to hate me? Get real. I've gone way too extreme in the beginning with everything else but that's the past. I got legit reasons to hate right now and I'm not going to let newbies become pussies.

All these glitches are for noobs who just give up after being raped in a fair fight instead of trying to get better or noobs who just want to annoy people. I don't give a f*ck if I win or lose as long as the other player is not a source of annoyance.

Not every player is a glitcher so why become one of them? Try doing the opposite of having an advantage, have a disadvantage on purpose. Having a weaker weapon in DM or a slower car in Race is my way of having a disadvantage, but I really do it because I like the gun/car more by something other than It's performance. Owning high rankers while having a disadvantage is very satisfying which nobody seems to do. Even if I lose I'm happy. Bruce Lee wins Unarmed VS Sword.

This post has been edited by DarkKingBernard on Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 21:38

[SARDYNA108]

Yes its always funny owning pros at airport when they cant hide and cornerglitch but its not a reason to behave like a kid and expecting everyone to play with your rules. I like glitches and Im one of best glitchers in GTA IV, I know them all but I never use them in ranked games unless someone else is doing it. I cant wait to exploring new glitches in GTA V

[lzw3]

f*ckin hell guys, calm down. This guy came to the forums looking for some help playing online with a new game he got, and all he has now is a f*cking orgy of flaming. Stfu and try to at least help him out.

[Phenomanonymous]

First thing's first, OP. You gotta learn how to make your own lobby. For instance, if you want to lead a race lobby, just go to multiplayer > custom game > race >private slots > one.

Ideal settings for a full race lobby:

Vans
Southern Switch
8 laps
High traffic
Midnight
Rain

This is a real endurance type race. If you stick with it for a while, I guarantee you'll be the last one left standing.

[DarkKingBernard]

^ Nobody would play that. Everyone else just wants Supercars, Scrapes Only when there is no traffic (Fail), 2 laps on Midday Clear, It's too repetitive. The majority has no taste at all. If you come across any other car category and the host leaves, the new host will change it to Supercars. It's always the faggot getting host rights. Not really a traffic fan myself while in a crowded race but I got nothing against it.

Btw had no idea that you can't kill the driver through the Blista's back window.

[ajbns87]

DarkBernard, I agree. Supercars get over picked, and even then it's always either Comet or Infernus , that doesn't make them pussies though, just means they want to use the better cars!

Why don't you join a racing league in the events section, that way you can race different vehicles, and it's controlled what vehicles people pick and stuff (check out AndyGanteks IV racing league )

Secondly, be careful about using the word "faggot" on here, you'll get reported by chumps like Prometheous or *MURDOC* for being "homophobic"... I know because it's happened to me when talking about overpowered weapons in Battlefield.

Lastly , blista compacts are cheap for reverse drivebys, but they are a great choice in autoaim games because nothing is more cheap than the game itself aiming for you, wouldn't you agree bernie?

+ Great video above, I never use glitches, but up against glitch users, you have to in someways do the same, in order to win, so it's useful for all newcomers to know these tricks.

[DarkKingBernard]

QUOTE (ajbns87 @ Tuesday, Jun 19 2012, 14:00)

it's always either Comet or Infernus , that doesn't make them pussies though, just means they want to use the better cars!

Have nothing against them, only if the use it when every other player is using a slower car, then It's just wrong. A perfect GTA Race got ruined by one ******* high ranking fire truck driver.

[ajbns87]

For the benefit of everyone, to see what an arrogant chump you are PromqueenusX, I've replied here.

QUOTE (PrometheusX @ Tuesday, Jun 19 2012, 19:45)

You can't copy/paste it for f*cks sake... Oh hey Angel of [s]Fags[s] Death president, Can I join your crappy gang? BTW you still jelly about the firm winning best gang?

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Thanks for that PM PrometheusX (see I can copy and paste )

No you can't join my gang, The Damned MC, you might be more suited to the one you thought though.

As for The Firm, and jelly? I don't follow, The Firm in comparison to other new gangs didn't deserve any recognition because all they do is post messages back and forth about almost everything except GTA, and contribute nothing to the forum, except childish stupidity and arrogance. What's jelly mean? Is this internet nerd language?

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Good to see you joined the racing event Bruno Dawg

[PrometheusX]

QUOTE (ajbns87 @ Tuesday, Jun 19 2012, 21:08)

For the benefit of everyone, to see what an arrogant chump you are PromqueenusX, I've replied here. QUOTE (PrometheusX @ Tuesday, Jun 19 2012, 19:45) You can't copy/paste it for f*cks sake... Oh hey Angel of [s]Fags[s] Death president, Can I join your crappy gang? BTW you still jelly about the firm winning best gang? ---- Thanks for that PM PrometheusX (see I can copy and paste ) No you can't join my gang, The Damned MC, you might be more suited to the one you thought though. As for The Firm, and jelly? I don't follow, The Firm in comparison to other new gangs didn't deserve any recognition because all they do is post messages back and forth about almost everything except GTA, and contribute nothing to the forum, except childish stupidity and arrogance. What's jelly mean? Is this internet nerd language?

Note to Angels of Death, That's what their gang is.

..And you just showed that you're still jelly. Contributed or not, they don't spam or flame like you. In fact it's quite ironic that you call them arrogant.

I think the OP got what he wants from this topic, the rest was flaming.

[ajbns87]

Yeah the OP has been helped here, no thanks to your useless answers, because you're trying too hard to be overly helpful.

[Girish]

ffs, can't you guys keep your personal squabbles away from the public eye?

I think we're done here.